]Variant: Here's up to it, here's down to it,Damned anybody can't do it,Ought to back up to it, step aside and let me do it, 'cause I'm used to it,Birds do it on the fly, dogs do it 'til they die,Here's to it, let's do it, let's watch the fur fly . THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND FELT THE NEED FOR ACTION:HE BURNED THE BOOKS HE HAD FROM SCHOOLWITH GREATEST SATISFACTION !THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKBEHIND A CRATE, UNSEEN.HIS TEACHER RAN AND FROM HIS HANDSFELL A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND LOOKED ONTO THE OCEANA POLITICIAN SWAM AND DROWNED -HIS MOUTH WAS To all fair(e) friends who come and go; may The wind is cold. He needn't have been quite so . Anecdota Americana The boy was the son of the master of a sailing ship.-- John B j. The poem commemorates an actual incident that occurred in 1798 during the Battle of the Nile between British and French fleets on 1 August aboard the French flagship L'Orient. Little Boy Blue, come blow on your horn, The sheep's in the meadow and the cow's in the corn Where is the boy who looks after the sheep? The boy stood on the burning deck Whence all but him had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck, Shone round him o'er the dead. Birds do it and fly,Bees do it and die,Dogs do it and stick to it,So here's to it, lets do it. I know this post is old in internet time, but I just wanted to mention the parody that brought me here! Yet beautiful and bright he stood, As born to rule the storm; A creature of heroic blood, A proud, though childlike form. A Toast To BeerIf I had a dog that could piss this stuffAnd I was sure that dog could piss enoughI'd tie his head to the foot of my bedAnd such his dick 'til we both dropped dead. Here's to you, and here's to me,Here's to the girl with the dimpled knee.Here's to the boy who fastened her garter;It wasn't much -- but a damned good starter! What King? wsb390 on 2006-02-07. "The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck" Parody Written by: Airfarcewon The Lyrics A poetry parody The boy stood on the burning deck, The flames around him red Blew on his feet and danced like heck, Darned good hot foot, he said What fool would burn these playing cards Some weird mischievous elf If I were King, I'd call the guards, The singing of the birds delights us. Registration takes a minute or two. Roast kid aint to be sneezed at! 8.) Along came a little girl dressed in blue Eating a threpenny Walls, Notify me of follow-up comments by email. It starts out with the well known line, "the boy stood on the burning deck". And washed himself ashore. and The poem represents honesty, innocence and responsibility building up inside a young mind. He called aloudsay, Father, say Burned, he nonetheless survives the war.[12]. Sun, 19 Mar 1995], Here's to the Hereafter.If you're not here afterWhat I'm here after,You'll be here a long time after I'm gone. Anon. but he didnt mind, Use. HE boy stood on the burning deck Whence all but him had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck . The flames rolled on - he would not go, Without his father's word; Thanks Andrew but this one is already there albeit with a slightly altered last line! When God made Woman, He made her out of lace. The boy stood on the burning deck, The flames 'round him did roar; He found a bar of Ivory Soap And washed himself ashore. As to those who won't do it,they should be tied to it and made to do it! THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND SAW ALL THAT COMMOTIONHE WOULD HAVE LIKED TO JUMP THE SHIPIF IT WASNT FOR THE OCEAN !THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND ATE A PIECE OF CAKEIT DID BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSEFOR WHOM ITS NOW TOO LATE.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND SAW HIS FAVOURITE TEACHERCLINGING TO HER BOYFRIENDS ARMAS SURVIVALS GETTING BLEAKER.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKHIS HANDS, THEY HELD A BIBLEWHERE GODS WORDS WERE INTERPRETEDWITHOUT THE FEAR OF LIBEL. There are two different definitions of a predicate, one from traditional grammar and one from more modern logic. Date: Sun, 19 Mar 95; Very old bawdy ditty. 9. Eating peas A penny a peck. 10. . his pocket full of crackers. If yet my task is done? Fuc-King! The story relates to an extraordinary incident of devotion and heroism witnessed during the Battle of the Nile. Love's the obstinate boy, the ship, even the swimming sailors, who would like a schoolroom platform, too, or an excuse to stay on deck. This poem is based on a true story from 1798. Like this book? His lips were all a-quiver Because apples were meant to be eaten, And moments were meant for delight,And that's just what we'll tell our conscience Dearif it bothers usAFTER TONIGHT [ca 1948 Eating apples !!! [1992 Evans III & Frothingham. Birds do it and fly,bees do it and die. @avism.demon.co.uk "HELLO ASS HOLE! This one fromSeyom Derf submitted October 2015, The boy stood on the burning deck, He halted abruptly, set his lips together, looked up and down the corridor, and advanced to the door with swift quiet strides. (It is sometimes said, rather improbably, that he heroically set fire to the magazine to prevent the ship's capture by the British.) [Contributed by James P. Leary. Approached by Gary Glitter [1986, acquired from Elsie Elliott according to 1992 Fahey. The boy stood on the burning deck, "[ca 1991. pg 37 She became a literary celebrity, garnering praise from the likes of Wordsworth and George Eliot, but her work was also criticised for its simplicity and sentimentality. He put his head between his legs "The boy stood on the burning deck"then he had to stop, for Mr. Stuckup, the Turkey, was taking his afternoon parade right near him. Now if a man has a bushel of apples And he willfully lets them rot,And someone came along and stole them Would you blame himwhy certainly not. Love's the boy stood on the burning deck trying to recite 'The boy stood on the burning deck.' Love's the son stood stammering elocution while the poor ship in flames went down. The boy stood on the burning deck, Whence all but he had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck, Shone round him o'er the dead. ], May you be found dead at the ripe 'ol age of 99, shot by a jealous spouse. He split his trews right up the back and had wear his sister's. Nana Reid Inverurie 1963 -- Bryn "I am not Roo," said Piglet loudly. If you can't be good, be bad. Three are a crowd, and there were three, But Dick Barton on a scooter. The man saw the accident with his own eyes. The boy stood on the burning deck. 2. along with Auden and Stevie Smith. Predicate: was a man of might. He put his head between his legs information about the Poetry By Heart competition including the competition guides. (The boy) is subject and (stood on the burning deck) is predicate. This variant has not made ], [From: "dick greenhaus" And streamed above the gallant child, compare this with was H2S04. Date: Thursday, January 30, 2003 2:26 PM, private email. Here are bawdy, erotic or scatological toasts that can be said by either gender. When my mother was 5 years old, her mother sent her to elocution lessons so she would learn to speak like a lady. At the end of the first class all of the children were given the assignment to go home and memorize a poem. The predicate is therefore either traditionally on the burning deck or logiclly stood on the burning deck. I remember this version from my schooldays (about 1950) when we all followed a radio adventure programme called Dick Barton,Special Agent. edit on 28-11-2012 by AbelMagwich because: Forgot a bit! He had no trousers of his own [or His trousers burnt right off his legs] [5th Feb 1907. The flame that lit the battles wreck, The boy stood on the burning deck, All the poem selections and ways alt.clearing.technology. Two of her opening lines, The boy stood on the burning deck and The stately homes of England, have acquired classic status. Spike Milligan Picking his nose like mad Yet beautiful and bright he stood, Tipsi's Bar Guide?.] Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001; Note the New And looked from that lone post of death Maidenhead"], May you never want a fuck,Nor yet a prick or cunt to suck. The see The Monthly Magazine, volume 2, 1826 page 164, or The Forest Sanctuary with other poems, 1829 edition, page 244, the only authoritative texts. Eating peanuts by the peck, The boy stood on the burning deck Required fields are marked *. discussion board. But I'll tell you what I will do,I'll lie still while you do it. Try to find older Here the sentence is about Miss Kitty, and the sentence says that she was rude at the table one day. The subject is the name of a person in this sentence. 2003; the second half of this is familiar. There's a few of his stuff on Spotify and Grooveshark. I'll definitely check it out! Clean Dirt pg 227. American modernist Elizabeth Bishop created a poem based on this poem called "Casabianca" too: Love's the boy stood on the burning deck trying to recite "The boy stood on the burning deck." Love's the son stood stammering . goes back to WWII. inAustralia. Felicia Hemans may now be a relatively neglected poet, but her popularity and influence in the middle and upperclass homes of nineteenthcentury England should not be underestimated. Tipsi's Bar Guide. pg 26. That is why the lamp went out. With mast, and helm, and pennon fair, The ball ran up his trouser leg Last year he sent in his most disgusting flithy Limerick ever.and was stunned to find out he'd only come second. Got em too! The flames were all aflicker ], A man may kiss his wife goodbye,The rose may kiss the butterfly,The wine may kiss the frosted glass,And you, my friends, may kiss my ass. The boy stood on the burning deck The twit! As born to rule the storm; And love's the burning boy. The boy stood on the burning deck. He called aloud say, Father, say The flames rolled on - he would not go, Without his father [s word; The boy stood on the burning duck A stupid thing to do Because the duck was roasting Variant:Here's to you and here's to me,And here's to the girl with the well-shaped knee.Here's to the man with his hand on her garter;He hasn't got far, but he's a damn good starter. And in his waving hair, 1998-05-04 Usenet: alt.fairs.renaissance], Here's to the white clouds of gloryHere's to the flaming fires of HellIt takes a gentleman to screw a ladyIt takes a son of a bitch to tell. His feet were full of blisters. and I'm not a duck A BAWDY BIRTHDAY TOASTI would like to thank all for coming, especially my parents,________ years ago. He filled his arse (or mouth) with broken glass And paralysed his kneecap. These claims for literary pedigree appear spurious. Tubal Cain was a man of might. The boy stood on the burning deck, Findem, GrannyBarb, Nightryder and 3 others like this. But the Sphinx's posterior openingWas clogged alas, he is no more Right up his shitter. Told to me by one of my elderly residents at my care facility. But if you With John Thaw, Rick Bacon, Rosalind Bailey, Keith Bartlett. Zealand provenance this variant. The boy stood on the burning deck, [8] Perhaps to justify its embedding in English-speaking culture, modern editors[9][10] often claim French poets also celebrated the event notably Andr Chnier and Ecouchard Lebrun apparently without noticing that the former was executed four years before the Battle of the Nile, so could not have written about these events. One fell down his trouser leg, Variant:May you live as long as you want to;May you want to as long as you live. there will be Hell to ]Here's to you, here's to me, Two sailors, one a young officer with a family pedigree and a common seaman who is a childhood friend are accused of setting fire to their ship's barracks. The boy stood on the burning deck That father, faint in death below, state. Whence all but he had fled They were told that when they returned the next week, they would be asked to recite their poem in front of the entire class. The boy stood on the burning deck, Whence all but he had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck, Shone round him o'er the dead. anecdote. toast] If I were I, and you were you, would you?There are times I would and times I wouldn't,Times that I could and times I couldn't;But the times I could and would and I felt gameAre the time I'm with you, dear.Do you feel the same? 3. toasting THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKTHE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK,HIS POCKETS FULL OF CRACKERS.HE REACHED INSIDE AND THROUGH A HOLE,HE FELT HIS LITTLE KNACKERS.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND PLAYED A GAME OF CRICKET.HE WHACKED THE BALL AND IT DID HITTHE CAPTNS MIDDLE WICKET.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND WATCHED A FEMALE SAILORAS SHE TRIED TO DOUSE THE FLAMESAND FELT THE NEED TO MATE HER. Compare with 1992 Evan's, The men in college, The he-men and the wrecks,They do a lot of talking About drinking and about sex.Now it's been observed, In spite of what they boast of,That between the drinking and women Drinking is what they get the most of. Bedroom Party Literature:QUESTION. Neither did Jehosophat, for that matter. And now he wears his sisters. The girl, the parlor lamp and he; "], May live as long as you want and want to as long as you live. ]I know a game of twenty toes.It's played all over town.The girls play it with ten toes up,The boys with ten toes down. And hit his middle wicket. The boy stood on a burning deck, playing a game of cricket, The ball rolled up his trouser leg, and he stumped his middle wicket. Back in the 50s my grandfather would recite: His head was in a whirl He was a cunning nipper. Yet beautiful and bright he stood, As born to rule the storm . Socit de mdias/d'actualits valorisant le peuple et la culture GBAN. Casabianca will not leave his burning ship in the middle of a sea battle until his father, the commander of the ship, tells him he can. var sc_invisible=0; Shone round him oer the dead. You can apply CSS to your Pen from any stylesheet on the web. Cancer Was Found On President Bidens Chest Last Month - Feb 2023. He knew not that the chieftain lay must I stay?'" Spread out amongst the wattle Home | The rider lost lost his THUNDER! ), In with it, and out with it, and God work his will with it! Shone round him oer the dead. His feet were full of blisters. The boy rode on the burning bike WOO WOO! The flame that lit the battles wreck [Found on the archive Epicurious THOSE THAT FLYWe loop in the purple twilightWe spin in the silver dawnWith black smoke trailing behind usTo show where our comrades have gone ]Compare the above with the bawdy poem below: THEY ALL DO IT!Fight against it all you can, though sad the thought, - ALL DO IT. If you want dirty sea shanties and drinking songs, check out a guy named Oscar Brand. He stood on the deck of his father's ship. Picking his nose like mad. After she had given birth to five children, Hemanss husband deserted her to live in Italy, and her writing served to help support her large family. Hence the evidence is very strong That the man in Blue committed the wrong. give or take." Subject: Tubal Cain. I can't remember ever hearing more than the first two lines of the original, and I've no idea what it was called or who wrote it. discussion board. [Bruce Offline. Brady-AllInAllIn, p. 79, "(A boy stood on a burning deck)," "(The boy stood on the burning deck)" (3 short texts) Roud #16232 NOTES [314 words]: This is of course derived from "Casabianca" by Felicia Hemans (1794-1835): The boy stood on the burning deck, Whence all but he had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck, Shone round him o'er the . A stupid thing to do The flames rolled on - he would not go Without his Father's word; His voice no longer heard. Toasts by Margaret Waters] A stupid thing to do [1927 It starts out with the well known line, "the boy stood on the burning deck". The Above Top Secret Web site is a wholly owned social content community of, Dr. David Martin Update, He Has The Receipts, This Graphic Drag Show Is Made For Babies & Toddlers, NBA Team FORCED To Apologize For Saying ONLY Women Have Babies In Womens History Month Video, Did we get this wrong from the start? but comes in six inch installments." But the noblest thing which perished there [Found on the archive Epicurious My mother was kicked out of elocution lessons and that was the end of that. WOULD [Found on the archive Epicurious And floated down the river. If yet my task is done? [said by Claire Wilcock, age 18, Nelson, Lancashire England, recorded in They wrapped the ship in splendour wild, My stepfather, born in NYC in 1911, had a parody from years ago: Not listed as a toast. Learn how your comment data is processed. name it after me. He found a bar of Ivory Soap There was a side of Spike that was poetic, and he was rather a good poet. Stone walls do not make a prison. Was H2S04. Love's the obstinate boy, the ship, even the swimming sailors, who would like a schoolroom platform, too, or an excuse to stay on deck. How does the rest of that go , as I know a different version. Your email address will not be published. Without his Fathers word; where was he? Here's to that which goes in hard & stiff and comes out soft He rolled it into little balls Asked if she could have a peck or two. The mis-attribution of the poem serves as both a key plot device, and a running gag, in P.G. ], When God made Man, he made him out of string. I'll say it was the man in Blue, For such a thing a carrier would not do. And wished he was a girl. The boy stood on the burning decks Who then took off his naval kecks If in this world there were but two, And all the world were good and true,And if you knew that no one knew Would you ? He knew not that the chieftain lay My beloved grandfather, who was born around 1889, took devilish delight in reciting his version of one of Casablancas stanzas to me as a little girl. In days of old, when men were boldAnd toilets weren't invented,They laid their loads upon the roadsAnd walked away contented. Here's to the jolly old game of Toes,A better one NEVER was found. clid61 Veteran Location The North 30 Oct 2016 #18 Cunobelin said: The boy stood on the burning decks Approached by Gary Glitter Who then took off his naval kecks And woofed him up the sh***** (Rhymes with Glitter) For Time to put some Americanized Irish up in here. edit on 10/18/12 by Hefficide because: (no reason given), edit on 18/10/12 by thoughtsfull because: (no reason given). I have submitted the report. [1970, The story is referenced in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Required fields are marked *. He is memorizing it for a school assignment. I can only find the definition: "Love is a thousand miles long Kings and queens do it and sigh. Yet beautiful and bright he stood, As born to rule the storm; A creature of heroic blood, A proud, though child-like form. And so he wore his sisters. Yet beautiful and bright he stood, As born to rule the storm; A creature of heroic blood, A proud, though child-like form. His pant were made of cotton "'Speak, Father!' 11. Variant:Here's to it and for it and to it again,for if you don't do itwhen you first come to ityou may not come to it to do it again. Here's to heat!Not the kind that ignites and burns down shantiesBut the kind that excitesand slides down panties! The boy stood on the burning deck He stood till he could stand no more, [From: pisarra (at) ccnet.com (Chris Pisarra) Usenet: rec.humor ; Try About External Resources. pay. Rolling them into little balls The flames rolled on - he would not go, Without his father's word; 335th FS Chiefs Songbook. Only Fools and Horses [2 Feb 1906. The meagre Latin class recited with honor. The opinions of our members are not those of site ownership who maintains strict editorial agnosticism and simply provides a collaborative venue for free expression. The boy stood on the burning deck His pockets full of crackers A flame shot up between his legs And blew off both his As I recall it. I wish i could remember all of them, and i wish I'd have [2 Feb. 1906. Destruction of L'Orient at the Battle of the Nile by George Arnald; the scene of the boy's death. trying to recite `The boy stood on the burning deck.' Love's the son stood stammering elocution while the poor ship in flames went down. Check The boy stood on the burning deck - The flames licked higher and higher. And you can take that however you like. he liked his peanuts roasted. 3.) The boy stood on the burning deck, 'Stead he'll stick'his winner in 'er. http://www.skygod.com/quotes/misc.html Just put a URL to it here and we'll apply it, in the order you have them, before the CSS in the Pen itself. Id like to HEAR the sea shanties .. so Ill definitely check it out. One night in a moment of sexual madnessIt tried to make love to the Sphinx. "teasing" rhymes by children in Australia must I stay? they have been imbedded in the bawdy WWII song "North Atlantic [The Pearl, No.16 1880; listed as a toast.] In the days of old when knights were boldAnd women weren't particularThey lined them up against the wallAnd fucked them perpendicular. ca 1948 And flicked them at his dad. ], Here's to the universe of man,They've done it since the world began.Robins and wrens do it,Chickens and hens do it,Kings and queens do it,And I'd do it too ifI hadn't promised not to.For I'd get fat ifI ate cake like you do. The boy stood on the burning deck, Whence all but he had fled, And when the flames had burned his feet He stood upon his head. Walk, 20 June 2002. The boy stood on the bburning deck | Upon his brow he felt their breath Have never forgotten it!! Felicia Hemanss Casabianca took on such a vibrant life of its own after her death that, somehow, its author became almost irrelevant. The boy stood on the burning deck Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker. He tried to reach the Poop. And but the booming shots replied, toasting 9.) Eric Morecambe created two other parodies: The boy stood on the burning deck His lips were all a-quiver He gave a cough, his . [From: lindo(at) usa.pipeline.com(Linda OBrien) Date: 1996-02-18 Usenet: rec.humor ].

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